Hey guys!
Wowza, it's been a long while since I've been present on here! Sorry about that. I know all of your days felt empty, and somehow incomplete without my banter among myself. It's totally normal to talk to yourself. I read somewhere on the Internet that the smartest people talk to themselves. It was on the Internet. You can't put it on the Internet if it's not true... Which I also read on the Internet. Okay, okay. I digress. Let's move on to today's topic. While I can't for the life of me utter the letters in proper order without cringing, I must for the sake of conversation and intellectual contributions to the thinking world (which means those who contribute to this person's agenda will likely neither read nor understand the content of this blog).
Here I go...
Dona... Agh! I can't. I can't do it.
No, I can. Mind over matter.
Donald. Trump.
Yes. We're talking Trump. I know he's been the topic of one of my blogs before, but that was before. Before he became the Republican front runner. Before the Republican party, through his unbelievable skyrocket to front runner-ship, proved to the rest of America that racism, bigotry, xenophobia, ignorance, and hate are alive and well. Before a reality show TV "star" who exudes sheer lunacy and unforgiving pretentiousness took over an entire political party as a seemingly viable contender for our beloved Commander in Chief, Leader of the Free World... President of the United States of America. That was before. Now, we're in the now and this fool and his ridiculous supporters need some serious Witte roasting.
Who is Donald Trump? Let's begin.
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| He's rich... So, yeah. |
Donald Trump is quite the businessman. His companies have only gone bankrupt four (4) times... But that's okay because he'll use his impeccable business savvy to ensure the U.S.A. does not follow in that financially deplorable path. There's no way that his poor business habits will have a poor effect on the economy as a whole. We're good!
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| Makin' it rain... Bankruptcies up in dis biotch! |
Donald Trump has a pet on his head. This is necessary to point out. The White House needs it's token cute animal(s).
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| How cute :) |
Methinks Mr. Trump needs to reassess and step his game up because these are the current White House cute McFloof animals:
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| They're so fluffy I'm gonna die! |
Donald Trump has, on numerous occasions, promised that he will build a wall between the U.S.A. and Mexico. I don't know about you guys, but if you take tacos, guacamole and Cabo away from me, there will be problems. And, to add to his lunacy, he has demanded that Mexico pay for the aforementioned wall; to which the former President of Mexico responded: "I'm not going to pay for that fucking wall." Look at Trump go! Strengthening international relations one bigoted insult at a time!
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| Not even out of the primaries and he's already making besties with other countries. |
Speaking of besties with other countries, Donald Trump is so popular among our international allies that the British Parliament spent a whole session talking about him. Well, jeez. If that doesn't tickle your fancy, I don't know what does. What could they possibly spend all that time talking about? Hm... Let me dip into my thinking jar... Ah, here we go... BANNING HIM FROM THE BLOODY COUNTRY! After a petition accusing this fool of hate speech for banning any Muslim travel into the good ol' U.S.A melting pot got more than enough signatures by people who don't even live in our country, the Parliament got the message and got to Parliamenting. This dude... This dude who is the front runner of the Republican party was on the British chopping block for never being allowed in their country again because he spews so much hate that they don't want any part of it. But yes, tell me more about why he's the best fit to represent our lovely U.S.A. as a whole, and to maintain / improve international relations. I'll grab the wine...
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| Okay, I'm ready. Go ahead. |
Donald Trump has been endorsed by the KKK. No, not the Krusty Krab Krew. No, no, not the Kewl Kids Kickballing either. No, the Klu Klux Klan. Heard of them? Yeah, they're the ones who hate anyone who isn't a Protestant white man. They inflict severe and sometimes deadly violence on anyone who is different from them. They have and continue to threaten what makes the U.S.A. great - which is inclusion, acceptance, teamwork, and progress. Ain't nobody got time, patience, or enough alcohol to deal with that crap.
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| Bye KKKaticia! I'll hang anyone with a sombrero or a turban any day, over you. |
Nobody could actually support a man like this... Could they? NAY! They could and they do, and boy is it scary / entertaining.
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| *Enter scary move screeching music* |
These people honestly believe that Trump is going to "Make American Great Again." I'm pretty sure suggesting the good ol' U.S.A. is anything but great in the first place is borderline treasonous. Just saying. But seriously... They see nothing wrong with him calling a fellow candidate a "p*ssy," or throwing a fit every time someone calls him out on his bullshit (which is quite often because he's overloading with it), or essentially annihilating international relations before he's even close to the Oval. Newflash, yo: the U.S.A. can't stand on its own. There are international treaties n' shit for a reason. There are allies for a reason. I literally can't even think about this anymore because the level of stupidity is creating a mental block... For a writer... Who never shuts up. Powerful.
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| I gotta go. |
I could literally do this the entire day and still not cover even a microcosm of the reasons why this man has no place anywhere near 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue (that's the White House). The U.S.A. I'm proud of is welcoming of everyone who is willing to work hard and contribute to a greater good, while making life successful for themselves. The U.S.A. I'm proud of is excited to learn about other cultures and how others live, so that we may integrate it into our own and experience a whole new realm of what it means to be a melting pot. The U.S.A. I'm proud of does not accept racism, does not accept the oppression of those who are different than the Protestant white man, and does not tolerate the insecurity masked as bigotry worn by an uninformed, unwilling to learn, and unwilling to progress people.
I cannot urge this enough: Democrats, get out there and vote! Don't utilize the bystander theory that someone else will do it. NO! Not voting is voting for this scoundrel. Republicans who haven't already been brainwashed, don't vote for him because you don't like Democrats or your other candidates. Don't settle. Imagine the resounding consequences of voting for a man so incredibly hateful and unfit for our country's top honor, for reasons that can't stretch beyond your pride.
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| Voting for Donald Trump hurts America. Don't hurt America. |
Sooo, yeah. There are my thoughts on this thug. Even thugs are cooler than him... They have cool style sometimes. I met a few while working in jail. They were cool. So, I can confirm that thugs are cooler than Trump; therefore, let me rephrase: There are my thoughts on this pathetic human and those who have gotten him to this point. I have faith in the U.S.A. I know and love, and I trust that he will get nowhere near the Oval; but still, vote. VOTE VOTE VOTE (for anyone except him)!!! I know you will.
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| Hellz yes you are. |
Okay, that's all I got. Until next time, Witte out.
