Sit Yo Ass Down

Hola!

Earlier today, I came across a video of a Pastor named Dewey Smith, seen below because this saint of a Pastor and man deserves his face to be shown:

Look at this good lookin' God man!

In the video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rHhW3Fnk6I), Pastor Smith is calling out Christians on their hypocrisy. He says that they pick and choose which scriptures they like to fit their agenda, without including the ones that aren't as favorable. He tells them to look at their own mixed-linen wearing lives before they try to cite Leviticus as they condemn homosexuals. A few quotes from the video are as follows:

"We demonize and dehumanize the same people that we use; and we don't say nothing about the gay choir director because he's good for business. As long as the choir sound good, I ain't saying nothing about his sexuality. We have done what the slave masters did to us - dehumanize us, degrade us, demonize us; then use them for our advantage."

"On one hand, you quote that homosexuality is an abomination from Leviticus; but you say that right after you ate some shrimp, some catfish, and some lobster... It's also in Leviticus that you shouldn't wear mixed linens. It's in Leviticus that if your wife is on her cycle, that you shouldn't go in the same house with her or even sleep on the same bed with her."

"You can't evangelize and antagonize at the same time. You cannot insult, and inspire the same people that you insult."

"Don't tell me what the Bible says about homosexuals, and you change wives like we change underwear. Sit your hypocritical self down."

I just... All I have is...

Honestly, bravo dude! Seeing this badass God man calling out his fellow Christians on being hypocritical was extremely refreshing and reassuring that they're not all crazy and judgmental - just the ones who have a national platform to make a fool of themselves on. This leads me to my topic today: Practicing what you preach. That muthafucka. I don't know about you guys (and I'm not saying I'm 100% innocent of it), but hypocrites are easily top 7 most annoying things ever.

I'll admit... I tell my girlfriend to clean up after herself, all the while I occasionally leave behind my mess. I'm not proud of it. I make sure I know how much I suck when I do it. And I try to not do it again. Others, unfortunately, own and hone in on their hypocrisy daily without a single fuck given of how ridiculous it makes them looks; and how poorly it reflects their character.

Now to my favorite time in the blog - EXAMPLE TIME! Yay!

I've already pointed out the hypocrisy of religious folk with the help of my buddy, Pastor Smith, so we'll leave that alone (for now). Let's talk about when girls can post all these selfies of themselves, clearly fishing for attention; but if her boo does it...

As my dad would say, "BYD," or "Bitch You Dumb." If your boo boo skabooty can't post pictures of themselves because you're too insecure for them to get attention, but you can do it since you can "share pictures with your friends," then you need to reassess your bitch ass backwards self because that is not cool.

*Sidebar* The same girls putting their shit all out there for everyone to see are the ones asking "where the real men at?" Um, well I can assure you the real men are not looking for attention whor... Females. The real men you're looking for are with the real ladies out there who leave some for the imagination, are humble, and present more than a selfie to offer. When that make-up comes off, or you go through a binge eating, no exercise phase, that selfie isn't going to keep the fools you're attracting, around. You attract the people who you project as being like. Lead with your mind, let the looks be a perk. The right person will love it all, regardless:

Hal saw her for her inside self, not her 350 pound real self. Although he was quite turned off once his magical beer goggles disappeared; but that's beside the point.

*Back to primary point*

And now, for the boys. Ooh no, you're not getting off that easy. I was at work when this group of guys were saying shit like "It's so easy to make a man happy - have dinner ready and a beer open when I get home. That's all." Is that the secret? Okay, all this time I thought relationships were a two-way street where everyone puts in equal effort. Silly me. I let them talk out their ass for a bit before I interjected with a shocking suggestion - maybe you should consider practicing what you preach as being the ideal partner, get off your lazy, entitled ass, and make your woman some fucking pasta and open some goddamn wine for her. How about that?

Another instance is this dude I used to follow on Twitter. He's a rapper and I actually really enjoyed his music... But then he did it. He fucking did it. He posted a tweet about how if women want a real man, they need to act like a lady. I'm aware that I just, a mere 2 paragraphs ago, said the same thing; however, this particular male is saying this while wearing a beanie that reads "DRUGS" and boasts about how many groupies he fucks. If you're the real man that you're referring to in that tweet, than I don't want a real man. A real man carries himself as such, and offers chivalry, protection, respect and adoration to woman. To you, sir...

Get the hell outta here, with your "DRUGS" beanie wearing, serial sexing self, telling women they need to be a lady to get you.

It's safe to say I unfollowed him and I've become much more critical of his art, decreasing the number of his songs on my iPhone from like 50 to 3.

Yeah, so those are my thoughts on practicing what you preach. Unless you plan on following what you're saying, keep your trap shut because nobody wants to hear it then be forced to avoid confrontation by not calling you out on your shit.

 I hope y'all have a happy Sunday Funday! Keep being awesome and until next time, Witte out.